Donuts and Palm Trees

Val Douroux here, reporting live from fabulous So Cal; the Mecca of strip-mall donut joints! It's Grandma Lopiccolo's 90th Birthday and in honor of this incredible woman, the whole family's here to celebrate! It's been 10 years since I've seen my cousins, and boy did we have some catching up to do. After several rounds of drunk Jeopardy, I awoke stumbling all over the place. What does one do to cure a hangover... Eat a doughnut!

With my good donut companion (Andreas) still in Utah, I had to roam solo. Who knows where the nearest joint is, but f* it! I'll find one in no time.

2 Hours Later...

After shopping with Mom and Grandma Lopiccolo at the 99cent store, I FINALLY saw the light shine from heaven.

Yes! I hopped across the street and filled my senses with mankind's greasiest gift.

Mmmm....

OH Yeah! Cocaine, anyone?

That's my jam! Pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles!

Thank You, Universe! Ineffably grateful for the blessings you bestow.

Peace, love, and donuts forever,

The Donut Club

In Loving Memory...

It brings me great sorrow to announce that Beyond Glazed SLC has closed. Perhaps it was the poor location... My heart and spirit are with you, Beyond Glaze.



On a bright note... There's a Beyond Glaze in Draper. That's right! All you IKEA shoppers, forget the cinnamon rolls. Beyond Glaze is conveniently located off the same freeway exit at approximately 177 West 12300 South. Call your girlfriends, bring your moms. You won't regret it!



Peace, love and doughnuts forever!